So badly
Maybe it's just not seeing the sun for a week, but I feel like I'm roaming through a Cormac McCarthy novel. Even the good news is full of bad news. Remember Glynn Simmons, who spent 48 years in prison for a murder he didn't do? Oklahoma turned him loose because he has Stage Four colon cancer. It's really a cost-cutting measure -- if he dies soon they won't have to pay him compensation of $175,000. Also, they don't need to house and feed him in the meantime. You're welcome, taxpayers. Alexei Navalny turned up in an Arctic prison because he wasn't dying fast enough from natural causes in Vladimir. He survived Novichok and the gulag -- if Russian doctors were smart they'd want to study him while he's still alive. Recep Erdogan has hurt Benjamin Netanyahu's feelings by comparing him to Adolf Hitler. Erdogan being Erdogan, it's hard to tell if he meant this in a negative sense. Not to worry, though -- Jared a...