Oh lordy, there's tape

 


Rudolph Giuliani's 24-page bankruptcy filing has been made public and the question on America's mind is "How much does he owe to Robert Hunter Biden and why and what the actual fuck is this?"  Was he still doing drugs when he lent money to this cafone?  Did they meet in the Kyiv airport and Biden noticed Giuliani shaving at a table in the coffee shop and America's Mayor hit him up for enough to cover his breakfast tab?  The legal document is frustratingly silent on important details.  (page 13)

Sarasota School Board member and Moms for Liberty founder Bridget Ziegler made a sex tape with the unnamed woman who has accused Christian Ziegler of rape and it's in the possession of the Sarasota Police.  The school board voted to remove Bridget but she's still on the Central Florida Tourism Board, installed by Governissmo DeSantis to keep an eye on immoral doings at Disney World.  Christian has been suspended as state Republican chair.  That's him on the right, ladies.


Sex was also on the mind of Tim Burchett (R-TN) when he stopped by the Benny Johnson podcast to speculate on why "good conservatives" do bad things like vote a CR to keep funding the government.  Tim is sure the only explanation is blackmail.  He's strangely knowledgeable about how you'll be in a motel or a bar and you're lonely and buying someone drinks and "next thing you know you're in a motel room with them naked."  In no time at all you're voting for an omnibus spending bill that has billions for the military but not a cent for impeachment, just so your wife and your pastor don't get that tape in the mail.  

Another recording surfaced in Michigan but it's not sexy at all, unless you work for Jack Smith.  On November 17, 2020, Trump and Ronna McDaniel got on the phone with two Republican election commissioners in Wayne County, Michigan, and tried to get them not to certify the vote for Joe Biden (who won the state by 154,000 votes).  He was only thinking of them and didn't want them to look "terrible" because he's unselfish that way.  It's funny how many Republicans hit "record" when they hear that familiar Queens whine.  "Everybody knows Detroit is crooked as hell," he averred, what with all those Black people voting.  Standard mobster tactic, with the surprise addition of the RNC chair herself.  Maybe this is how she holds onto the job.

D-list celebrity John Schneider made a bid for relevance this week when he came in second on something called "The Masked Singer" and got a call from the Secret Service.  Unrelated events -- here is the tweet he now claims not to have written:


"This post has been deleted" but the internet never forgets.  Of the 526 reposts, at least twenty must be Trump's.  

 

                                                Second place?  Who was the winner?

We hear about Commander every time he bites someone but did you know there's a White House cat?  Jill Biden posted video of the three-year-old playing with her Christmas present and touring several rooms.  Do I have to add that it triggered the crazies?  Her name is Willow, same as that Taylor Swift song that's turning all American girls into brides of Satan, but it wouldn't matter if she were called Martha Dandridge Custis Washington.  It's nice video, no naked drunken Republicans.  Enjoy.



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