Sorry, no post today. Georgia Power and Live Bait Co. just turned my electricity on after seven hours in the cold. Will try again tomorrow. Defrosting fingers crossed.
...when they insist on electing one another. There's a halfwit running for governor of Missour i on a promise to burn books outside the governor's mansion if it's the only way to protect children from "vulgar pornographic material." It's not clear what set him off, probably The Diary of Anne Frank again. If his flamethrower is out of gas, he is also open to bulldozing or "launching books into outer space," which is certainly creative. (The flamethrower may displace the AR-15 as America's National Weapon, depending on how high Biden drives the price of gasoline.) Book burning is nothing new, Gott weiss, but its mainstreaming marks a new phase in American barbarism. We know what we mean by Orwellian and Kafkaesque -- perhaps we need a new word: Bradburian, and not only for the destruction of books and what they represent. In Fahrenheit 451 Ray Bradbury posited a future where firemen would start fires instead of putti...
I had an odd dream early this morning. Putin had come to Washington for a first look at his new province and Trump took him to the top of the Washington Monument. It was a beautiful spring day, the windows were open, and as they looked over the mall a man dressed as Galileo emerged from the shadows and shoved them both off the observation deck to test his theory that the tiny Russian and the hulking American would impact the ground at the same time. I awoke to the sound of rejoicing. Imagine my surprise when I heard that the boss has indeed been invited to Washington. An international pariah since 2022, the dictator will meet his creature to carve up Ukraine and no doubt receive approval for his next "special operation," whether in Moldova, Poland or the Baltic republics. It's just COMMON SENSE. And NATO is too expensive for the US to keep up. While he's here Vlad can get a sit-down with his "girlfriend" Tulsi Gabbard, co...
Kristi Noem is going to have a bad day today. Even Republicans are complaining about her lack of interest in little details like hurricane relief for North Carolina, so intent is she on choosing the most flattering outfit for her next media appearance. ProPublica tracked down some of the money that's been disappearing in the direction of DHS and found that $11 million had been directed to Naples, Florida, to rebuild a pier after a big-money donor got in touch with her. Guess what? She visited the city ten times while she was governor of South Dakota, possibly because Corey Lewandowski owns a home near the pier. Small world. (Pro tip: If you're fleeing wintry South Dakota for a dirty weekend in Florida, don't use state credit cards.) Some colorful new names popped up in the files Congressional investigators received from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein : Peter Thiel, Elon Musk and Steve Bannon all shared his hospitalit...
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