Still alive

 The story so far...on the night of September 26 Hurricane Helene ignored the projections and thundered past Georgia, knocking out electricity.  Power was restored late on the afternoon of September 29, but internet took considerably longer.  Today we gave up on Comcast and shelled out for one of those AT&T hotspot deals, and just like that...well, I feel like Sweeney Todd ("At last, my arm is complete again!").  Thanks to MarkS for your words of concern.  

I've spent the last four hours trying to catch up.  I can't decide whether two weeks without internet, cable and even radio has been a vacation or a nightmare.  My impression is that everything is the same only more so, politically speaking, possibly a little more surreal.  Are people really refusing FEMA aid because the cult has convinced them it's a plot to a. channel money to cat-eating Haitians, b. a plot to disguise the Democrats' control of the weather, or c. a plot to distract everyone from the invasion of the southern border?  Hundreds of people died from Helene and her sinister brother Milton, right?  Milton destroyed $50 billion worth of property in Florida alone, yes?  Meteorologists are getting death threats because they tried to warn people?  That's the surreal part.

And I didn't have to guess which of our major-party candidates for president had this to say on the subject of...I don't know:

"I have more complaints on grocery.  The word grocery.  You know, it's a sorta simple word, but it sorta means like everything you eat.  The stomach is speaking.  It always does.  And, uh, I have more complaints about that.  Bacon and things going up.  Double.  Triple.  Quadruple."

And something about Biden not filling up circles.  Surreal.

The Sahara is flooding.  It has happened before.  


A woman in Poulsbo, Washington, has been feeding raccoons for 35 years and is now besieged in her house by them.   No good deed goes unpunished.

The Guardian thought we should know about the impact that the war in Gaza is having on Americans trying to find a date.

NASA is seeking "habitable spaces" on Europa, the fourth-largest moon of Jupiter.  It's worse than I thought.

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed.  Back tomorrow, I hope.



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