Crazybull
Trump dialed it up past eleven during a rally in Indiana, Pennsylvania (how confused he must have been). The Supreme Court having granted him royal powers, it was time to return the gesture. On Day One, presumably, he will imprison anyone who criticizes the court. He will also preserve the sacred number of members at nine, just as it says nowhere in the Constitution. He went on to lie that Kamala Harris wants a court of twenty-five so "not she, the whole party can rig the system, the party of communists. That's the first time I heard that number but I heard it very loud and clear. She might as well have Congress." We're doing our best, Donzo. The rest is a little incoherent: "You have these guys like playing the ref, like the great Bobby Knight." I told you he'd be thrown by Indiana. "These people should be put in jail the way they talk about our judges and our justices," the man who trash-talks Juan Merchan, Tanya Chutkan, Arthur Engoron, et al., continued.
(Fact check: Harris has not proposed enlarging the Supreme Court.)
Trump has never been closer to fast food than stuffing it in his face but he's fascinated by the notion that Kamala Harris lied about working at McDonald's. In his man-of-the-people guise he promised the Pennsylvanians that "I'm going to go to a McDonald's and I'm going to work the french fry job for about half an hour. I want to see how it is." Well, for a start, you have to dunk your head in the hot fat. Oh, no, I'm going to get a visit from the Secret Service. Oh, the violent rhetoric.
But there were more important topics to cover. All of America's idyllic small towns are doomed. All of them, because they are coming, "changing them forever. They will never be the same. Do you think Springfield will ever be the same? The fact is -- and I'll say it now -- you have to get them the hell out. You have to. Can't have it. Can't have it. They've destroyed it. It's terrible." Haitian, don't let the sun go down on you in Trumpville, USA.
Not so fast. This morning the Haitian Bridge Alliance filed criminal charges against Trump and Vance in Clark County Municipal Court for terrorizing the Haitian community in Springfield with lies about stolen pets and communicable diseases. Ohio law permits individuals to do that. It's unlikely the two terrorists will be arrested if they carry out their threat to visit Springfield, but the hope is that they'll just stay away.
It's a beautiful day in Savannah, the next stop on the Lie-Your-Ass-Off tour. Trump never heard of a form of non-polluting energy he didn't hate, and today it's hydrogen cars. His "mind" tends to conflate subjects based on their names. For example, he thinks "asylum seekers" are people from mental asylums. Same with hydrogen cells and hydrogen bombs. "You know, the new thing, and I'm sure Elon will get it if it's any good, got one little problem it explodes, hydrogen." Elon, his new BFF ("he makes an excellent car, an electric car, and he endorsed me at a level you wouldn't believe") says hybrids are the future.
Some background: Elon's competitor Hyundai is building an EV factory near the Port of Savannah to be supplied by hydrogen-powered trucks. Get the picture? Elon good, Hyundai bad, hydrogen double-plus ungood. Sometimes there's method to his garbage if you know where to look for it.
If this one isn't being blamed on Democrats, give it a few hours: Warren Jones Crazybull, 64, of Sandpoint, Idaho, made numerous calls to Motel a Lago threatening to kill Trump and referring to John Kennedy, Jr., and Jeffrey Epstein. The Secret Service paid him a visit, with the agent describing him as "paranoid." Nevertheless he was indicted on a single count of making threats, which only Trump and his gang are permitted to do. (His phone is registered to Warren Jones, so Crazybull may be an attempt to pass himself off as Native American, but what do I know?)
Mitt Romney told the Atlantic that he worries about retribution in the event of a Trump restoration, mainly because it has been threatened so often. He fully expects Trump to go after his whole family, like Macbeth exterminating the wife and children of Macduff. "How am I going to protect twenty-five grandkids, two great-grandkids? I've got five sons, five daughters-in-law -- it's like, we're a big group." One word, Mitt: Waco. Armed compound. You can hold them off for weeks. The forty-three percent of us takers will send thoughts and prayers.
Proving that he has learned the language of threat, if not the value of erasing his online history, Mark Robinson says he plans to sue CNN for reporting on his licentious interests. Here's what I mean: In 2017 he abandoned Nude Africa to write on Facebook: "Has anyone noticed the rise in female teacher/student sex crimes in the last few years? It seems that a least twice a month some young "hot" teacher is being charged with having relations with a student. I think this is being done to further an agenda. Care to guess which one?" Offhand, I'd say grooming boys to like sex with women, very Coming of Age in Samoa. But I don't claim to be an expert like Robinson. Let's ask Matt Gaetz, he's closer to that world. Robinson's "agenda" is that women are sex mad and need to get "this" under control and keep their skirts down and generally stop tempting men like him away from the church and into the honky-tonk. But Mark, you're so irresistible. Fat Albert on steroids!
This is a survey: Any sleazebags who aren't suing CNN, the New York Times or Car & Driver?
Oh, I nearly forgot the hot gossip. Trumpette Samantha Gangewere posted a video on Ministry of Truth Social -- it is, too, still open! -- saying, "I just left my nail salon and my nail tech said their one cousin is in Philly and she is getting paid $700 a week to go to wherever Kamala's campaign tells them to go to. She's not even a citizen, she can't vote, but she wants that extra money. Their campaign is getting a bunch of people -- that's why you see these people on the side of the road with signs or whatever going to these protests. They get travel paid for and everything and they're not even able to vote." (She doesn't like "trannies," either, in case you wondered.) Samantha's nail tech's cousin in Philly -- sounds definitive. Why isn't the DoJ investigating this?
And what the hell is a nail tech?
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