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 The Biden-bashing photo-op at Arlington is turning out to be even more of a disaster than the Medal of Honor-trashing.  We now know that two Trump-keepers had what NPR calls "a physical and verbal altercation" with a cemetery official who tried to keep them out of Section 60, the area where the most recent service members are buried.  Naturally Steven Cheung calls them liars and threatens to release footage proving the Trumpers were the victims.  Naturally, he has not done so, blaming some unnamed individual having a "mental health episode."   I assume that was the official.

Speaking of mental health, isn't Phil McGraw supposed to be some sort of professional?  His credentials were not in evidence when he "interviewed" a clearly unbalanced Trump, who declared that he actually won California but was denied victory because "in California you have people getting seven ballots."  Deciding that wasn't mad enough for Dr. Phil's audience he went on, "If Jesus came down and was the vote counter I would win California, OK?"  Instead of reaching for his prescription pad or signaling to security, McGraw merely said, "You think so?"  Trump thought so, based on signs he says he can see when he goes there.  Maybe he can.

But the couch session wasn't over.  As Trump drifted over to the heroic way he "took a bullet" in Pennsylvania, McGraw wondered of Harris and Biden, "I'm not saying they wanted you to get shot, but do you think it was OK with them if you did?"  The patient gave it some thought.  "I don't know.  I don't know.  There's a lot of hatred.  I don't know why."  But of course, "to a certain extent it's Biden's fault and Harris's fault."  Apparently they were defunding the Secret Service, despite relying on it to protect them and their families.  "Maybe that bullet is because of their rhetoric," added the proprietor of a social media platform devoted to spewing hatred of his opponents, often with violent imagery.  Poor Donny.  The doctor made no effort to guide him back to reality.  Maybe try another doctor.

Jesse Watters may have experienced his own Arlington Photo-Op with his most recent sexist attack on Kamala Harris.  On "The Five" he proclaimed, "We don't know who she is.  We don't know what she believes.  She's going to get paralyzed in the Situation Room while the generals have their way with her."  As both Jeanine Pirro and Dana Perino recoiled, Watters acknowledged that his mother, a known liberal, would probably criticize him, too.  It's been two years since Watters accused Harris of having "typical female problems" when she talked of being in "the DC bubble."  Maybe he forgot that Pirro and Perino told him to shut up then, too.

In other He-Man Woman Hater news, J.D. Vance is still improbably on the Republican ticket and still actively driving away voters.  An interview from 2021 surfaced where he calls "leaders of the left" "people without kids trying to brainwash the minds of our children."  He singles out childless female teachers and especially Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers.  Since he is addressing the Center for Christian Virtue -- is this a thing? -- he doesn't mention Catholic nuns.

Roadkill Bob Kennedy says he wants to "unite America."  So far, he has succeeded in uniting the Kennedy family, who wish he would change his name so they don't have to.  Five of his siblings have released the following:

One long and vituperative response came from someone called Tammy Bruce, clearly a devout Trumpanzee who blames them for Mary Jo Kopechne and the price of eggs, among other things.  Trump has gleefully spread it around, calling Bruce "Wonderful and Brilliant!"  Those suddenly obsessed with egg prices may want to read this report on the Biden FDA's antitrust lawsuit, where Kroger admitted jacking up egg and milk prices "more than needed to account for inflation."  In my experience, the Tammy Bruces don't let mere facts get in their way.

Also on Ministry of Truth Social today, an assortment of people Trump hates depicted in -- wait for it -- prison jumpsuits, including Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton.  Wait, didn't this trope start with Hillary in 2016?  Getting as tired as Trump looks.

Tired and out of tricks.  He's peddling shreds of his "debate suit" to those who purchase $1,485 worth of digital trading cards.  See if you can find the phoniest thing on this one:

 

Retouched face?  Retouched hair?  Bulging biceps?  Intelligent expression?  All right, I'll tell you:  He's holding a bitcoin.  

He's holding a bitcoin.  He thinks they exist in the physical world.

Save us, Kamala.