Death to Jehovah
There's a festive atmosphere in Milwaukee, where gravely wounded felon Trump has come up with a scheme to unload more ugly shoes:
His call for unity evaporated with a rant denouncing Joe Biden's proposal to introduce term limits and some kind of ethics to the most corrupt Supreme Court in history. Naturally the felon sees this as an attempt to "destroy our Justice System by attacking their Political Opponent, ME, and our Honorable Supreme Court." Suffering and blood loss have not improved his language skills. His fellow felon Peter Navarro is rushing to Milwaukee, still in his prison jump suit, to harangue the
Lots of police at the RNC and of course they brought their guns. That's how five Columbus, Ohio, cops were able to break up a knife fight by killing a homeless man named Jehovah, for which they were commended by the Columbus police union. No comment from the Milwaukee PD, who would normally handle this sort of thing. Just a little entertainment for their out-of-town brothers. I don't know the names of the courageous five, but they'll probably be honored onstage tonight. According to reports, Jehovah was shot multiple times in the back. The Supreme Court says the homeless can be arrested or ticketed; it doesn't say they can be killed. So far.
"The pronoun fad is so weird. Why not just say 'Mr.' and 'Ms.'? That's what we did when America was still a real country," literary intellectual J.D. Vance wrote on Xitter in 2022, hitching his star to the LGBTQ-hate wagon. That's adorable. I remember when 'Ms.' was introduced back in the 1970s, outraging all the Vance types because it concealed a woman's marital status. Now it's canonical. Vance was born in 1984, confirming Cicero's warning that to be ignorant of what occurred before you born is to remain forever a raging asshole with a shitty beard. Vance, known at various times of his life as James Hamel and James Donald Bowman, has more than prefix problems with liberal women, calling them "a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives." This includes women with adoptive children like Kamala Harris, who has failed in her responsibility to breed. He's big on breeding, "one hundred percent pro-life," eager to punish women who cross state lines for abortions. Of course he has a crackpot theory about fertility, too:
It's not wrong to change your name -- millions have done it. Teenaged William Blythe took his stepfather's name, Clinton, in an unsuccessful attempt to strengthen his parents' marriage. What's unconscionable is the need some people have to control the lives of strangers in the name of some warped ideology. That would be you and your MAGA cult, Jaydee. Trump is an idiot but even he knows that the cult's position on abortion and contraception is a loser with the electorate. You're supposed to talk about the billions of terrorists and madmen crossing the border. Also, Biden is old.
The cult have taken to taping white gauze over one ear. Also, drunk Ronny Jackson was summoned to Bedminster to hold Trump's hand and reposition the lifts that fell out of his shoes. All is well.
Enjoy this picture of drunk Rudolph Giuliani sprawled among some chairs at the convention. It's how I want to remember the bankrupt, disbarred, racist creep.
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