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 "They fear what's gonna happen if Trump becomes president again.  And I tell you, they should fear."

I could not have put it better, Ronny Jackson.  By the way, captain, can you hook me up with some 'ludes?


"It's smooth, rich, chocolatey, and gentle on your stomach!"  What is?  Rudy brand coffee, the latest hustle of purportedly bankrupt process dodger and not-at-all-senile octogenarian Rudolph Giuliani, shown here in his East Side apartment after all the other furniture was repossessed.  Buy some today and help "America's Mayor" cope with his mounting legal bills.  Won't stain your dentures!

"I made sure that he knew.  The Biden DOJ and FBI were planning to assassinate Pres Trump and gave the green light.  Does everyone get it yet???!!!!  What are Republicans going to do about it?"  

Calm down, Rep. Butch Body.  I assume you're referring to the Motel a Lago search warrant(s), which authorized federal agents to use armed force if necessary.  Standard for dealing with drug dealers, murderers, and purloiners of classified documents.  No one was going to "shoot SS then Pres Trump, Melania and Barron too??"  Unless they resisted.  You should cut back on the Rudy Coffee.  By the way, Marge, I notice you use X instead of TRUTH SOCIAL.  Why is that?

It might all be moot, as Judge Aileen Cannon searches for a legal-looking way to dismiss the whole case as a "personal and political attack against President [sic] Trump."  If I were a Trump appointee I'd probably announce that I'm waiting for the Flying Alitos to rule on "presidential immunity."  But I'm not.  I have my self-respect.

Apparently we don't pay enough attention to Texas inflammation Troy Nehls, who made the hajj to Centre Street yesterday.  Didn't have the standard red tie (unless he had vomited on it) but he did have a novel pitch:  Trump is just like the pope because only they in all the world can draw yuge crowds.  It's a step down from the customary MAGA conflation of Trump with Jesus, but it's certainly fun.  You remember how pleased His Holiness was to meet Pope Francis in 2017:


Speaking of religion, The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon looked into Nehls and discovered that his campaign shares a mailing address with a biker bar, GOP Freedom Hall and Darul-Quran Masjid, a mosque.  What a fascinating place Texas is.

If you were waiting for racism to join the Trump defense team (aside from his daily attacks on Alvin Bragg), wait no longer.  "The judge hates Donald Trump.  Just take a look.  Take a look at him.  Take a look at where he comes from.  He can't stand Donald Trump.  He's doing everything in his power."  "Where he comes from" is Bogota, which Judge Merchan left at the age of six.  I thought it was "Mexican" Gonzalo Curiel, the Indiana-born judge in the Trump University case, who hated Trump because WALL.  Doesn't Colombia depend on Junior Trump to inhale much of its GDP?  It's a very blood-based definition of nationality reminiscent of...I can't quite put my finger on it.  And isn't Trump a big fan of Bernie Moreno, the Ohio Senate candidate who still has family in Colombia?  I'm confused.

Speaking of South American pharmaceuticals, Junior came to the last day of testimony armed with all sorts of college words.  Asked why Daddy had wimped out on taking the stand, he retorted, "Why would you justify this insanity?   You don't subject yourself to that.  You're going into a kangaroo court, nothing more, nothing less.  There's absolutely no reason or justification to do that whatsoever.  Everyone sees it for the sham that it is."  Now read it in the voice of James Earl Jones, without all the sniffing.  Perjury:  the willful giving of false testimony under oath or affirmation, before a competent tribunal, upon a point material to a legal inquiry.  


Did I do good, Daddy?









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