Those crazy kids!

Trump's epic social media posts have become a part of our lives, like salmonella, but he always puts special effort into holidays.  Who could forget "May they rot in hell.  Again, Merry Christmas"?  And "Happy Memorial Day!  Those who died for our great country would be happy and proud at how well our country is doing today [2018]"?  Last Veterans Day still makes me choke up:  "...we pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists and radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.  Lie, steal, and cheat on elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America and the American dream."  You can practically hear a bugler playing Taps...

But this Valentine's Day he surpassed himself to express love and devotion to the woman he once called Melanie:  "THIS IS A VALENTINE'S DAY LETTER FROM DONALD J. TRUMP" it begins.  "Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.  I wouldn't be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth.  You will always mean the world to me Melania.  From your husband with love, Donald J. Trump."  It's almost too intimate.  You want to tiptoe away and leave them alone.  But then you'd miss the two buttons at the bottom:

$20.24 - CLICK THIS AMOUNT IF YOU'RE SUPPORTING PRESIDENT [sic] TRUMP IN 2024!

$47.00 - DONATE THIS AMOUNT IF YOU THINK DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!

I can't wait to find out which one she chose.  To the man who tried to use my dead mother to delay his trial.  I won't forget.

 

Tucker Carlson had a special holiday, delivering his valentine in person to Vladimir Putin.  He had some saliva left over from the tongue bath and lavished it on Moscow, "so much nicer than any city in my country."  "It is so much cleaner and safer and prettier aesthetically, its architecture, its food, its service, than any city in the United States."  It's too bad Tucker wasn't there in January, when a quarter of the city had no electricity, heat or water.  According to the Moscow Times half the country is experiencing similar problems.  Probably some globalist plot by Zelenskyy and George Soros.  Couldn't be the "very capable" Vladimir Vladimirovich.

Sorry to send you to the Murdoch Post but this is really funny.  I despise everything Nikki Haley stands for but someone on her staff has a future in comedy.


The Shelbyville Area (Kentucky) NAACP got a Black History Month treat when this woman, state rep Jennifer Decker, explained that she wants schools to ban diversity and inclusion programs because her father was a slave.  Clearly she has overcome, without any of this fancy DEI, thank you.  Decker later walked it back by stating that they were just very poor.  Also, meemaw was illegitimate.  The NAACP chapter was too stunned to comment.

Trump had time to note Tom Suozzi's victory over Mazi Melepa Pilip for the seat formerly held by George Herbert Walker Follansbee Babbitt Santos in New York.  "Maybe she was still a Democrat?" he hinted darkly.  "This very foolish woman" made one fatal mistake -- she didn't endorse Trump.  "I STAYED OUT OF THE RACE, 'I WANT TO BE LOVED!'"  So there it is -- Trump's real valentine is Trump.  Kiss kiss. 


   

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