Screaming

Hey, fellow travelers, any of you seen the sunlit uplands of peace?  I must have an old map.

Want to bring Christmas to its knees?  Target has you covered.  For a little over ten dollars you can expose your innocent children to the gay agenda with this Pride Flag Nutcracker...

...and finish them off with Disabled Black Santa:

What kind of hellscape are we living in?  What's next, Disabled Tim Cratchit?

Too late for Satanic Halloween, Clay Higgins, actually one of Louisiana's less deranged Republicans, grilled Christopher Wray about a nightmare he had after too much jambalaya, where FBI operatives dressed as MAGAts rode to the Capitol on January 6 in "ghost buses" to make Trump look bad.  Their red hats were a little too pristine and their Arbeit macht frei shirts still bore price tags, so they didn't fool Clay for a minute.  "Your day is coming, Mr. Wray," he said ominously, as the FBI director struggled not to laugh.  The chair of the select committee which investigated the coup attempt, Bennie Thompson, was surprised that nobody (including Higgins) brought this up to his panel.  Or maybe not.  Anyway, the Ray Parker, Jr., Ghostbusters song got quite a workout.  (Never run after a ghost bus.  There'll be another one along in a few minutes.)

Mr. Wray wasn't through mocking Congressional idiots yet.  Margie Greene was frightened by some protesters from Jewish Voice For Peace who invaded the Cannon Office Building for what she called an "insurrection" far worse than the gentle tourists of January 6.  She posted images of these monsters calling for a cease-fire on Xitter and was astonished that Wray hadn't seen them because "I don't spend a lot of time on Twitter."  "Oh, I'm sure you do because the Department of Homeland Security...has censored many Americans including myself."  "I'm not part of the Department of Homeland Security," he informed her, just as she was about to tie this outrage to her continuing war on Mayorkas.  She threatened him, too, but you could see her tiny heart wasn't in it.   

Speaking of Xitter, under an official blue checkmark someone called The Artist Formerly Known as Er wrote, "Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of dialectical hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them."  To which the platform's proprietor responded, "You have said the actual truth."  Media Matters and others pointed this out, leading major advertisers like Apple and IBM to cancel their ads.  Whereupon The Racist Former Known as Musk promised "a thermonuclear lawsuit" to be filed "the split second court opens on Monday."  White House spokesman Andrew Bates said, "We condemn this abhorrent promotion of antisemitic and racist hate in the strongest terms," so I guess he'll be suing them, too.  Poor Elon -- his SpaceX Starship blew up today and the kaffers are still governing his homeland.  Nobody left to sue.  I can't help but think he'd be happier in Russia, helping Putin save Western Civilization.

Elon's got friends in Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, who sat down in what appears to be Tucker's man-cave to complain about the "disproportionate" response to the October 7 attacks by American Jews who fail to be equally enraged by the "invaders" at the southern border (who have not murdered or abducted anyone, but let it pass).  It's strange to hear Owens, who appears to be black, agreeing with Tuckers's version of the Great Replacement theory while complaining about rich donors to Harvard controlling the campus debate.  Those Jews and their money.  (You may remember Owens's endorsement of nationalism, "If Hitler just wanted to make Germany great and have things run well, OK, fine.")

All right.  Here's a Guardian headline currently trending:  "Charles Leclerc lights up Las Vegas for pole as F1 refuses to apologize for farce."  I don't know what those words mean in that order.  Should I read the article or give up?

Just driving about -- screaming at the dark -- letting it out --

If the House Ethics Committee gets its way, we won't have George Santos to kick around anymore.  Their report recommends he be expelled from Congress after spending campaign funds on Botox and luxury travel.  Santos, naturally, calls it "a dirty biased act that tramples all over my rights," but has already said he won't seek reelection.  A November 30 press conference on the Capitol steps is promised.  Perhaps we will finally meet Kitara Ravache.

Jared Kushner set up a love-fest "interview" of Trump on Univision, where nobody asked about his plans to attack Mexican drug cartels with missiles or open camps for anyone in the country illegally or all the racist garbage he has spewed about Latinos since Escalator Day in 2015.  In return, all Univision had to do was not allow a Biden spokeswoman to respond, and cancel Biden ads during the show.  Now their leading Miami anchor Leon Krauze has left the nightly news broadcast and numerous Latino individuals and groups have demanded "corrective measures," calling the interview "a betrayal of trust."  Another home run, Jared.

In spite of Joe Biden calling him a dictator -- one-man rule, enormous military, Uighur concentration camps, yep, he ticks all the boxes -- Xi Jinping more or less promised to send over some new pandas.  May as well end on a nice thing.