Fire in the hole

 Whether from jumpsuit panic or mental deterioration, Trump is no longer even attempting to sound like a political candidate in a democratic republic.   General Mark Milley gave an interview to the Atlantic that made Trump look even worse than usual and he has been the object of the Two Minutes' Hate all weekend.  Seedy Amin took to Ministry of Truth Social to vent some rage and spittle, of which my favorite phrase is "if the Fake News reporting is correct."  But if it isn't, that means you're full of shit, right?  Does not compute, does not compute.  Right on cue, the interstellar cockroach from planet Gosar chimed in with calls for Milley to be "hung" (or "hanged, as we say here) and calling him a "strange sodomy promoting" traitor.  

If NBC expected gratitude, or even silence, for Kristen Welker's public fellation of "Mr. President," they should have known better.  He's also mad at parent company Comcast and MSNBC -- he calls it MSDNC, thoughtfully explaining "Democrat National Committee!" -- promising to "investigate" the lot of them for "Country Threatening Treason" once Trump 47:  The Revenging opens in 2025.  

But wait, there's more.  Lest anyone still think that Kevin McCarthy, or Matt Gaetz, or even George Santos is calling the shots, Trump orders the Kongressional Klown Kaucus to close the government unless they "GET EVERYTHING."  (Isn't that what Ivana Trump says in The First Wives' Club -- "Don't get mad, get everything"?  Funny what bubbles up from the unconscious when you're on the golden commode.)  

Not forgetting the other chamber:  "Menendez is a 'piker' compared to some of those Election Stealing THUGS.  Can you imagine how much Crooked Joe Biden has stolen, and what's in some of his many homes?"  Probably stole that dog, for a start.  Who the hell said Biden from Scranton could own more than one house?  Trump orders all Democratic senators to resign because "They all knew what was going on, the way he lived," and now he means Menendez, try to keep up.

 


 That will give the full, badly punctuated flavor.  Yes, he's still invoking the Presidential Records Act.  Yes, he's enraged at the thought of Democrats having cash while he has to trick the mouth-breathers into turning over their loose change every month.  "Our Border's are Broken," but not as broken as the limited brain Donzo was born with, floating now in a puddle of ketchup and Coke vomit.


Trump must never again get closer to the White House than this.

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