Bringing the war back home

 Those Miller Quotas are beginning to bite.  Maybe they're running out of "illegals," maybe it's just the expected consequence of recruiting semi-literate thugs, but no one is safe from the ICEstapo as they conduct their daily roundups.  Certainly not the blonde woman in medical scrubs who was dragged from her car and handcuffed in Key Largo, Florida, on her way to work.  She complied with their order to roll down her window but was assaulted anyway while shouting, "I'm a US citizen."  She is not quite five feet tall and weighs 85 pounds, so the four masked men protecting us from "rapists and murderers" figured they could handle her.  Later in the day they let her go so I don't know what all the fuss is about, Miami Herald.  

The woman is a behavioral therapist, but people who need her skills are clearly not getting them.

Rep. Adelita Grijalva had a similar experience in Tucson which stopped short of arrest.  She arrived at a restaurant where she eats regularly and encountered "a community that was protecting their people" from about forty masked ICEstapo.  "Once I introduced myself [as a member of Congress] I assumed that it would be a little calmer," but she and several staff members were pepper-sprayed in the face.  "They're literally disappearing people from the streets."  Unlike the woman in Key Largo, Grijalva looks like she could be one of them, know what I mean?

People have been robbed, kidnapped and sexually assaulted by criminals posing as ICE so a young woman in Louisiana was prudent to flee masked men pursuing her near her home.  Turns out they were actual ICE.  She told them she was a citizen but they didn't seem to care.  There's video.

Even though the racist gerrymandering of Texas has received the Supremos' seal of approval and Indiana Republicans collapsed like a paper tent in the face of MAGA death threats, Small Mike faces grumbling in the ranks and fears losing his big-boy hammer.  That must be why he assured Stuart Varney on Fox Business that he works eighteen-hour days.  "I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day!"  Varney did not laugh, which should qualify him for some kind of special Emmy.  

If Small Mike wants to compete in the Ass-licking Olympics he'll face tough competition:

Dear Leader will need this explained to him.  Adams is apparently our imperial ambassador to Malaysia.  He recently wrote, "I believe Jesus Christ is king and the only holiday I am celebrating this time of year is CHRISTmas."  Blaspheme much, Nick?

There are scarcely enough hours in a day for all the work Trump has to do.  Who else can he trust to monitor television and tell the networks what they're doing wrong?  Fox News had a guest called Peter Schiff, a "Trump hating loser" who pointed out that prices are continuing to rise despite "affordability" being identified as a "Democrat con job."  "Check out the 'booker' who put this jerk on!" he demanded, so another middle level employee can expect to be frog-marched off the premises on Monday before the holiday bonuses are handed out.  

At the same time he had to school CNN about "Caitlin [sic] Collins, always Stupid and Nasty," because  she asked why his gaudy ballroom costs more than announced.  Of course he explained it at length because as his mental world continues to contract and the consequences of appointing stooges and sycophants result in failure even he can't fully ignore, this "carbuncle on the face of a loved friend" (as Prince Charles once called a change to the British Museum) is all he can still control and understand.  And Kaitlin Collins questioned the seriousness of his FIFA "peace prize," so she's stupid and nasty.  Trump never calls male "reporters" names because the boys are afraid to question his gibberish.  

The only men standing up to the mad king are Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers.  By the time Meyers finishes it's time to Truth Social.  So don't call him Dozy Don, he has the stamina of ten coma patients, OK?  

Her boots are still made for walking.  Nancy Sinatra responded to a video of some ICE atrocity, "This is not my father's America.  He would be devastated."  When someone wrote, "Your Dad would have loved Trump," she wasn't having it:  "Do some homework before you make a fool of yourself.  My dad LOATHED Trump."  (Mia Farrow, who was married to Sinatra, confirmed this.)  When Nancy Sinatra learned that "My Way" was to be played at the 2017 inauguration she tweeted, "Just remember the first line of the song."  ("And now the end is near...")  Frank ran through the political spectrum like many celebrities as they age, from New Deal Democrat to Nixon supporter, but on this he was immovable.  When Trump tried to screw him on his fee for opening the Atlantic City casino, Sinatra told Trump to "go fuck himself."  

See what you started?  After the November election Democrats have a supermajority in the Virginia House of Delegates and Speaker Don Scott says he may have to use it to redraw the map.  "He's bullying folks in these states to change the rules and we have an obligation to stand up and do something different."  What Scott has in mind could change Virginia's Congressional delegation from 6-5 to 10-1 in favor of Democrats.  FAFO

What's her secret?  Sabrina Carpenter succeeded where others have failed and got the White House to stop using her song "Juno" in one of its "evil and disgusting" ICE videos.  Here's a song they won't try to steal, performed by Nancy Sinatra's dad at Madison Square Garden in 1974.