Peaceably to assemble

 

Hello, I'm Anne Teefa.  You may remember me from such events as the 2017 Women's March and last June's NO KINGS.  Since then the Trump regime has become more fascistic, more racist, more violent and divisive, so we're back.  It has been suggested that the various activated National Guards and militarized ICE, coupled with yet another extrajudicial killing off the coast of Venezuela, indicate a willingness to use lethal force against us on Saturday.  Like our predecessors from Lexington and Concord to Ludlow to the Edmund Pettis Bridge, we will not be turned back.

Wow, I surprised myself there.  The fact is, they're already in a full-on panic, calling us domestic terrorists and paid agents and everything else they can think of.  Or not think.  How can you be a Marxist and a Democrat at the same time?  They're threatening to shoot ambulance drivers and assaulting musicians and asserting so much absolute bullshit I don't see how their teeth don't flee their mouths in embarrassment.  That Leavitt woman just declared, "The Democrat Party main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens and violent criminals."  Can she even hear herself?  She later threw in "antisemites," which sounds more like the New York Young Republicans (most of them well over 21) who were caught chatting on Telegram with messages like "you're giving nationals to [sic] much credit and expecting the Jew to be honest" and "I love Hitler" and "everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber."  You can imagine what they think about "watermelon people," rape and f-----s.  MAGA -- TNG.

You think it's just incels masturbating among themselves?  The Border Patrol posted and then hastily deleted a recruitment video that used a Michael Jackson song from 1995, "They Don't Care About Us," after someone noticed the words "Jew me, sue me, everybody do me/Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me," for which Jackson later apologized.  Funny coincidence, huh?  If you're recruiting zombies for CBP what's wrong with "Thriller"?

Here's another:  MAGA Rep. Dave Taylor of Ohio walked past the office of his legislative correspondent Angelo Elia hundreds of times but never noticed the swastika flag on the bulletin board:

Taylor says the Capitol Police are investigating, because no way his clean-cut young aide pinned up something like that.  He suspects "foul play or vandalism."  Or witchcraft?  Voodoo?  Isn't Ohio the state where Haitians were eating the cats and dogs last summer?  Probably voodoo.

As Americans prepare to lose their health care, their farms and their jobs, MAGA grapples with serious problems like organizing an All American All English-language Super Bowl halftime to defend white people from the scary Puerto Rican.  A "wholesome family" show to stop the "demonic evilness," demands Susie Pollick.  Does anyone remember Creed?  Mike Johnson suggested Lee Greenwood, who is even older than his Bible-publishing partner Trump.  It's not easy to book top acts only four months in advance but they'd better try hard, because Lara Trump, the woman who broke Autotune, has volunteered.  "Imagine how upset people on the left would be," she chortled on her Fox News show.  Also people on the right who can hear, and dogs.  Let's give Greenwood a try.  God bless the USA!

Uh, early version.  Disregard.

Anyway, they'll point to professionally made signs as proof that we all arrived on Soros buses with Soros box lunches and Soros flags, so get creative, not violent.  Even jostling a masked cop could get you disappeared.  Let's be careful out there.