You can have your country back
WE WILL HAVE OUR COUNTRY BACK says this ad from Homeland.gov on Xitter (not Truth Social?). JOIN.ICE.GOV
It sounds as if ICE is still seeking 9,999 recruits to go with Dean Cain. In addition to the $50 million ad buy to soothe Kristi's South Park butthurt, they've spent a million tricking out these ICE wagons with flashy markings and The Leader's name emblazoned across the rear window. It's actually an improvement over the unmarked white vans people have been dragged into, making them fear abduction or worse. Know your enemy, right?
Surprisingly, the FDA, a part of HHS, is warning people not to eat frozen shrimp sold by Walmart because it may be contaminated with radioactive Cesium-137. Kennedy must be on vacation. It's unfortunate that they didn't warn Florida mom Rachel Maddox not to give unpasteurized ("raw") milk to her toddler, who became violently ill. Maddox herself, twenty weeks pregnant, got sick from handling the child's bodily fluids and miscarried, requiring hospitalization. She is suing the farm that produced the milk and the store that sold it to her, assuring her that the "not for human consumption" label was a legal technicality. I can think of one or two other entities which were culpable. Since abortion is illegal in Florida, it could be quite a test case.
How goes the Battle of Washington? "Friends are calling me up, Democrats are calling me up, and they're saying, 'Sir, I want to thank you. My wife and I went out to dinner last night for the first time in four years and Washington, DC, is safe.'" Yes, it's a "sir" story and the rest is bullshit, too. Real restaurants, not the ones in his cottage cheese brain, are reporting that business is off by 31% since the invasion. National Guards from South Carolina, Ohio, Louisiana and Mississippi are on the way, so they might as well shut down and save some money until this fascist kabuki is over. Also, he has no friends. (Troops from Louisiana, Mississippi and South Carolina dreamed of occupying Washington; Trump has made it a reality at last.)
The Democrats have returned to the Texas state capitol and Greg Abbott wants to make sure they don't escape again. All have been assigned 24-hour surveillance by state troopers. State rep Nicole Collier of Fort Worth refused to submit and has been locked in the House chamber until it reconvenes tomorrow for another try at gerrymandering. Collier calls herself a "political prisoner," which sounds accurate. She is also a victim of kidnapping and should call the FBI as soon as possible. I can't wait to hear K$H Patel's reasons for ignoring a federal law passed in the era of Charles Lindbergh, Jr.
Did you know the White and Gilt House has a hat cupboard? It's really a bookcase but books are for cucks and Trump uses it to display his MAGA headwear for important guests like the world leaders who wasted a day and a lot of jet fuel for a "summit" yesterday. Available at the gift shop, no free samples.
In case everything since Alaska hasn't been a hollow joke, he wants the proposed Putin-Zelensky meeting to be hosted by Viktor Orban. More wasted time.
Has Trump forgotten the N---- P---- and turned his eyes elsewhere? He called Fox News to reveal what's really in his struggling heart: "If I can save 7,000 people a week from being killed I think that's a pretty -- I want to try to get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons." I flashed back to the BBC production of I, Claudius and Empress Livia, who murdered so many of her own family, confiding to Claudius, "I want to be a goddess." He promised to arrange it, as I recall.
Trump then had trouble recalling the name of the Pacific Ocean. Who among us hasn't done that?
The World Health Organization calls tuberculosis "the most deadly infectious disease in the world," and it's back! Spreading like mad through dirty, overcrowded American concentration camps, and adding to the annual mortality of 1.5 million people. This must be the "again" part of making America great again, as it was last at epidemic levels during the 1890s, the First Gilded Age. If history is any guide, typhus will be next, then cholera.
Primary loser Andrew Cuomo likes his chances as the Great White Hope of New York City politics because he thinks Trump will campaign for him. Together they will convince voters that a sex pest who was forced to quit as governor is still better than a Muslim socialist. He may change his mind after Elise Stefanik was booed off the stage at an event in Plattsburgh, in her district. Trump's choice for UN ambassador until someone realized how thin their House margin is, she wants to run for governor next year. Mamdani Derangement Syndrome is at fever pitch, with Jonathan Greenblatt of the Anti-Defamation League falsely claiming that he has not visited a synagogue or Jewish community center. The ADL is a leader in equating antisemitism with criticism of Israel, and Mamdani has not been shy about that, but he has reached out to the Orthodox and Hasidic communities in particular.
If the Smithsonian thought they dodged a bullet on the impeachment exhibit, they won't think so when they read this. No more whining about "how bad Slavery was," more "Brightness" -- or else.
I'm all for brightness. Could we start with leaders who KNOW how to "WRITE ENGLISH"??? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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