Unimpeachable

 

It was a matter of time before he remembered the ultimate Distraction.

For those joining us late, Trump ordered Medvedev to "get to the peace table" and Medvedev told him to fuck off.  Nothing has changed in six months except EPSTEIN.  Hence the dick-swinging contest.  Why Medvedev?  Because Putin has more important things to do, like shop for underwear.  As usual, no one is more aroused than Flimsey Graham, who chimed in, "You and your customers [?] ...will also soon see that Joe Biden is no longer president."

Indeed he isn't.

It's bad news for America but good news for The Leader, because it directed him to a deep state spy.  Erika McEntarfer, the commissioner of labor statistics, was fired for compiling the discouraging labor statistics published today, which can only be a plot.  "I have directed my Team to fire this Biden Political Appointee, IMMEDIATELY.  She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified."  Like Charles Payne on Fox, who knows the pathetic job growth of 73,000 is the fault of Jerome Powell.  Trump assumes that everyone else is as corrupt and dishonest as he is, so McEntarfer must be cooking the books.  I assume her replacement will be.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting is going out of business but the Smithsonian survives, shamefully.  Its National Museum of American History has scrubbed all references to Trump from an exhibit on presidents who faced removal, which is now limited to Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton, despite Trump having been impeached twice and Nixon not at all (by the full House).  It would have been far more honorable to lock the doors, turn off the lights and prepare a handout for disappointed visitors describing the Orwellian terms the institution had refused to accept.  Perhaps they could also be directed to Orwell's prophetic novel and urged to inundate representatives with angry calls.  This did not happen because a job's a job.  

I wonder what sort of exhibit they have planned for the return of lynching.  Now that Trump has created the "Russia hoax" his creatures are everywhere repeating the gibberish but focusing on Barack Obama.  "I want to see him dragged out of his Martha's Vineyard mansion in handcuffs," pants Rob Finnerty on Newsmax.  Perennial Arizona loser Kari Lake wants to see him "perp walked."  Black leaders used to be murdered on the regular but the blood lust of MAGA has not been satisfied since Martin Luther King.  

Trump promised them so much violence and bloodshed but they've mostly had to settle for papercuts.  During a vote yesterday Elizabeth Warren fell on the Senate floor and the choads thought that was hilarious.  "Boom!  Pocahontas herself, Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren, just took a nasty fall on the Senate floor.  Perhaps it's time for her to retire?"  Another cave troll lamented that she "didn't fall on her face."  I plan to remind them of this the next time Swellfoot the Tyrant appears with extra makeup to cover the syringe mark on his hand.  Sadly, Schadenfreude seems to be contagious.

No, they're not setting up for the Shpilker-Procolo wedding reception at the Holiday Inn.  It's an artist's rendering of the Roy M. Cohn Memorial Ballroom, the feature the White House never knew it needed.  The East Wing, which only dates from 1902, will be demolished to make room for this "much needed and exquisite addition" which is already being described as looking "like a Chechen war lord threw up."  I have only one question:  Where's the stage and stripper pole?