Winners and losers
Sayfollah "Saif" Mussolet was attacked and beaten by "settlers" while visiting his family's farm near Ramallah. Other "settlers" prevented an ambulance from reaching him for three hours and he died on the way to the hospital. The justification was, as always, that "someone" threw stones at the "settlers." Just another day in the West Bank except that Mussolet, 20, was an American citizen, the third to be killed since October 7, 2023. He was born in Florida, where he planned to open an ice cream shop with his father.
As diligent readers of Truth Social know, this country was "DEAD" before Trump brought it back to life like that other guy with Lazarus. Everyone respects us now. So the killers were apprehended and charged with murder. Joke! As in the other two cases, they are free to go about their settling. These things happen. The kid was just a birthright citizen and his family will probably have to be deported to Eritrea or some such place before they can terrorize Florida with poisoned Rocky Road. MAGA!
If Trump or his secretary of state noticed that we're one citizen down, they haven't said. There are too many momentous things to busy themselves with. First, the good news: the war in Ukraine is practically over. Trump gave Russia fifty days to stop fighting under threat of "very severe tariffs" and also "secondary tariffs." The dreaded "triple dog tariffs" are all he has left. Also, he wants it understood that this is "not Trump's war," he's only intervening because he cares about Ukraine and that peace prize. Trump met with Mark Rutte of NATO to announce that despite what his own Defense Department says, the US will continue to arm Ukraine through NATO. For now. Ball's in your court, Vlad.
Speaking of ball, Trump appears to have discovered soccer late in life and sees it as another source of unearned credit. The FIFA Club World Cup was played in New Jersey yesterday and Trump lumbered out, attracted by shiny gold objects, to "present" the trophy to the Chelsea captain. Utterly ignorant of tradition, he just stood there while Reece James waited to lift the trophy. The crowd booed, which was great. He always has to be in front and usually dressed inappropriately, as for Pope Francis's funeral. Today he asserted that FIFA president Gianni Infantino is "a great friend of mine" (you can be sure they've barely met) and mused about an executive order to re-name the sport "football." Unlike most of the world America already has a sport called football, but they were mean to him and would never let him buy a team for fear he would bankrupt it. And now we learn that poor Chelsea didn't even get the real trophy. They'll take home a replica so Trump can put the original in the Offal with the other shiny classy things. Let's hope he never gets his dainty fingers on the Stanley Cup.
Not surprisingly Trump also won a "championship" this weekend at a club he happens to own. It's easy to stay sharp when you spend 20 percent of your time golfing and also fill out your own scorecard. But he wants it known that he was working, too:
And he never had to deal with millions of petulant, crying, angry "boys" and "gals" the way Daddy does, now that the wheels have come off the Epstein wagon. The list is on Bondi's desk. No, it isn't. Patel says he saw it. No, he doesn't. It's Bongino's fault. Is not! Biden's DoJ destroyed it, proof that it doesn't involve Daddy. Epstein was CIA/Mossad/The Justice League. Daddy had to step in and explain that the list was invented by...
EVERYBODY! Hillary, Obama, Comer, Christopher Steele, Anthony Fauci, Rosie O'Donnell, Bruce Springsteen, Jack Smith, the Lying Media, Letitia James, Leonard Leo, Pope Leo, Gavin Newsom, Ayatollah Khamenei, Maxine Waters, George Clooney, Judge Merchan and Canada. They couldn't keep him from making America "the 'HOTTEST' Country anywhere in the World" but they keep trying. I'll bet they even invented "JEFFREY EPSTEIN." Who is this guy? I think he brought coffee one time.
Daddy has a problem. For a start, he should stop calling himself Daddy. For a decade MAGA and its QAnon auxiliary have been groomed to see Democrats and Hollywood people as child-trafficking pedophiles. One of them tried to shoot his way into the basement of a Washington restaurant that didn't have one to save the child slaves being milked of adrenochrome. Periodically one of them like Roseanne Barr surfaces from a drugged semi-coma to praise Trump for ending the practice. MAGA don't care if Trump is a rapist, a felon, a traitor and a crook -- they like that. But they draw a red line at kiddie diddling.
Bear with me, I'm going a bit off the path. Trump's idea of a compliment is to tell a woman she's "his type" and he would like to "date" her, especially his older daughter. There are plenty of pictures of him being grabby or staring at her chest. What if when he was twelve he fell in love with another 12-year-old and was about to close the deal on a beach in (say) Greece when something interrupted them, and he has sought that lost little girl for the rest of his life? If that sounds familiar, it should. It's the origin story of Humbert Humbert and how he came to fall in love with Dolores Haze, a/k/a Lolita. Forget the Kubrick film. The book is about a middle-aged man raping a child. Trump "likes them young," as he said of Epstein, and men like Epstein and Putin were ready to supply them for...reasons. So he has reason to panic. MAGA don't play that.
That's my theory of the state of play as of July 14, 2025. Maybe it's completely bonkers. I think he "moved on her like a bitch," as he once described his seduction technique, and Ivana found out and threatened to blow his life to hell. He got even by burying her like a dog in the weeds next to a golf course but by then their daughter had children of her own. The "file" may be ashes, it may be buried in a vault somewhere, but there are living witnesses including the still unpardoned Ghislaine Maxwell. She's right where he needs her to be and she knows it.
I wish I were in Paris celebrating the downfall of monarchy instead of dreading its revival. I wish I didn't have to read about Greg Abbott refusing to release his Musk emails and calling them "of a private nature, not of public interest and potentially embarrassing." Geez, Greg, please, give us all a break. I know you probably just mean the sleazy deals you made to get him to move his operation to Texas but there are mental pictures I don't need. I'd like to know what Tsar of All the Borders Tom Homan has against people who "pee sitting down" -- no, I don't. There's a ketamine joke in there somewhere.
I want to know...please tell me...take me to the river.
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