The big clamoring

 

What went wrong?  As you can see, Trump's imaginary FBI has finally taken down Mr. Big, the source of all the treasons and whatnot.  Michelle was right to skip that funeral, or she too would be headed to Alligator Auschwitz.  Barry, all you had to do was play a round and let him win!

Moreover, he has Hereby Ordered Jimmy Comer to clear the federal judiciary of all the people Biden appointed with his autopen, including Ketanji Brown Jackson.  All were confirmed by the Senate but they probably voted by autopen.  Anyway, it is decreed.  Comer spews subpoenas in all directions using a digital signature, but that's fine because he is not Joe Biden.  

And now to pressing business.  Apparently "our great Indian people, in massive numbers," are demanding that racist names be restored to the Cleveland Guardians and Washington Commanders.  No one else noticed this, but the Great White Orange Father has to keep his eye on everything.

What's more...

The swollen makeup-smeared hand in the velvet glove -- no racist name, no new stadium.  Got it?  MIGA!  

Shooting envious glances at the Wall Street Journal and its icky birthday card story, the New York Times decided it was finally time to run "Inside the long friendship between Trump and Epstein" after sitting on it for who knows how long.  It's full of details about "raucous parties with cheerleaders and models" and a "calendar girls competition" at which Trump and Epstein were the only male guests.  One participant, Jill Harth, actually sued Trump for feeling her up in a Mar a Lago bedroom before crawling uninvited into the bed of another guest.  Golly, it makes the Access Hollywood tape sound like an episode of "Three's Company."  Already suing the Journal for $10 billion, Trump will probably sue the Times for $20 billion.

Meanwhile Ben Meiselas of Meidas Touch posted video of Trump "judging" a modeling contest for girls 14 and older.  This is the sort of event where he would drop by the dressing room to make sure things were running smoothly, because he's a caring person.  A hundred billion dollars!

Trump is having all kinds of trouble with judges today.  He's not even waiting for a ruling to rage against this one:

"Sitting in the bank"?  Does he really think that's what endowments are, a big pile of money in a bank?  The Wharton School should sue to get its diploma back.

 Meanwhile his suit against Murdoch's Wall Street Journal was assigned to another Obama appointee, Judge Darrin Gayles.  He's black and he's openly gay, so clearly there's a Giant Conspiracy at work.  Trump's copyright suit against Bob Woodward and Simon & Schuster was dismissed last week by Judge Paul G. Gardephe, who was appointed by George W. Bush as long as we're keeping score.  Isn't there an idiotic bill kicking around to abolish or cripple all federal courts?

Speaking of idiocies, remember Anna Paulina Luna Mayerhofer Jingleheimerschmidt, one of the great names in Florida politics?  She's baaaack, joining the scrum against Jerome Powell, still as of 3 pm chairman of the Federal Reserve.  She wants the Bondi Department to prosecute him for perjury during testimony before the Senate Banking Committee about (checks notes) maintenance at the Fed's Eccles Building.  Here's something that's bothering me -- if the economy is booming despite the 2.7 percent jump in inflation, why not leave the prime rate alone?  Shouldn't Powell be taking bows like Trump?  Anyway, good luck to Anna Paulina Livia Plurabelle.  Let us know if you uncover any more evidence exonerating Lee Harvey Oswald, 'kay?

Most members of Congress have more than one residence, at home and in the DC area.  In another effort to distract from EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Trump has been calling for Adam Schiff to be imprisoned for what Fannie Mae documents call "possible occupancy misrepresentation" in his application for a mortgage on his Maryland house.  "Since I led his first impeachment Trump has repeatedly called for me to be arrested for treason," Schiff wrote.  "So in a way, I guess this is a bit of a letdown."  In Texas, Paxton v. Paxton is bringing lots of interesting real estate news to light.  It seems the shady attorney general owns eight properties in various states including Hawaii, Oklahoma, Utah and Florida, none of which he revealed to the Texas Ethics Commission.  Why are you laughing?  They can have an ethics commission.

Human Rights Watch has released its report on three Florida detention facilities, and it's easy to see why the ICEstapo is desperate to keep Democratic officials and the media far away.  Apparently forcing people to eat like dogs with their hands shackled behind them is a real turn-on for Kristi the puppy killer.  Remember when we used to excoriate places like Turkey and Egypt for horrors like this?  I remember My Lai, and even that didn't make me ashamed to be American the way this does.  If fascism ever ends, many people need to be prosecuted.  

More horror stories here from the Miami Herald.  One man was tortured with mosquitos for the crime of driving without a license.  It's a fucking misdemeanor.