Shower heads

 Whatever oozes out of The Leader and covers him with a crust of amoral filth on a daily basis may finally be dealt with.  His 854th executive decree calls for the return of high-pressure showerheads.  "I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair," he explained, an apparent reference to the white fungus that grows out of his scalp.  "I have to stand in the shower for fifteen minutes until it gets wet.  It's ridiculous."

Someone that busy, with stocks to short, innocent people to deport, lies to spread and golf to play, does not have time to waste.  He needs the kind of water pressure that firefighters use.  This will save him easily two minutes, give or take conditioner.  He also dislikes having to flush the toilet repeatedly, but it is unlikely his high-cholesterol low-fiber diet will change.  Just make the toilet blast that turd like a water cannon.  If it's still there, Diaper Coordinator Cheung can take it out and bury it.

So that's out of the way.

Senator Brian Schatz (D-HI) is holding up a shitload (literally) of The Leader's appointments and bills, but he was too late to block Mike "Hallelujah" Huckabee becoming ambassador to Israel.  Even before The Leader was re-naming places like a kindergartner, Huckabee took up the Israeli religious right's practice of calling the West Bank "Judea and Samaria" and refusing to call Palestinian Palestinians.  Maybe Philistines, like it says in his bible?  "Philistine" has come to mean an uncouth, uneducated person, but so has "Arkansan."  Take note:  John Fetterman was the only Democrat to vote for this Elmer Gantry wannabe.

Here's one to celebrate:  Dancer Ksenia Karelina was released by the Russians after more than a year in prison for donating $50 to a Ukrainian charity.  She was exchanged for Arthur Petrov, accused of exporting sensitive electronic components from the US to the Russian military.  Now Tulsi Gabbard can do that herself.  "Forgetting" to impose tariffs on Russia has paid off, I guess.

Speaking of the Tulse, she seems confused about where she lives.  Last year she and her husband bought a house near Austin and declared under oath that they were "residents of the State of Texas" in order to claim a tax benefit.  Then she absentmindedly voted in Hawaii.  Now we wait for Skunk-stripe to be indicted. 

Remember Miles Taylor, a minor functionary of the 2017-21 disaster who wrote a book critical of The Leader and saying he damn well knew he'd lost in 2020?  Today the Bondi Department was Hereby Ordered to investigate him on a possible charge of treason.  For writing a book that was "all sorts of terrible things or all lies," whatever.  Also being investigated:  election security director Chris Krebs, for failing to find any evidence of election fraud.  Felonious Punk will never admit he lost an election.   Treason.  Good grief.  

This religion operator climbs to the top of the anthill by proclaiming The Leader to be "the breaker" and comparing him to Alexander, Caesar (unspecified) and Napoleon, among others.  Read it, it's funny.  Apparently the current economic disaster was foretold in the Book of Tariffs.  "Very few times in history does one man change the world...but when they do, the world shifts.  You're standing in the shift now."  I know.  Shift all over my shoes.

Another shifty day on Wall Street.  Anyone want to give barter a try?