Weekend update
Oh, sweet Jesus! Either there's sabotage in the Fox makeup department or Kellyanne is decomposing before our eyes. Stop lying before it's too late!
Nobody else thought it was worth mentioning but the Guardian advises that the NSO concert graced by the presence of the Vances was all-Russian. Not easy Tchaikovsky selections, either: Shostakovich's Violin Concerto No. 2 and Stravinsky's Petrushka. Good for them, even though Vance told an interviewer in 2016 that he was "astonished" to learn that "people listened to classical music for pleasure."
By Monday the US may have broken off relations with most of the world. Travel restrictions are planned for people from 41 countries, while the ambassador of South Africa is being expelled. According to Marco Rubio, Ebrahim Rasool is no longer welcome because he is "a race-baiting politician who hates America and hates @POTUS." Rasool gave a webinar talk yesterday about The Leader's actions "in the context of a US where white people would soon no longer be a majority," and Marco found out about it through a completely unbiased report at Breitbart. Make a note, that's race-baiting.
Not race-baiting is Leo Terrell, head of The Leader's Federal Task Force to Combat Antisemitism, re-tweeting a post from white nationalist Patrick Casey in support of The Leader's weird remarks about Chuck Schumer. "Trump has the ability to revoke someone's Jew card," wrote the former director of Identity Evropa. Terrell also wants a federal commission on "anti-white bias" and re-tweets wisdom of the Hodgetwins, who are big fans of Hitler. Does he know what "antisemitism" means? Why not just call it the Federal Task Force to Prevent Criticism of Israel? Speaking of which...
With his usual bluster, exaggeration, dubious English and a swipe at Joe Biden, The Leader announced US bombing of Sanaa in Yemen, putatively to stop "Houthi terrorists." This was in no way meant to intimidate Greenland, Panama or any other country, why would you think that?
And the firing of 400 maintenance mechanics, aviation safety assistants and sundry dead weight by the Department of Transportation had nothing to do with the American Airlines flight from Colorado Springs which diverted to Denver twenty minutes into its flight and caught fire while taxiing to the gate. People just like disembarking via the emergency slides.
The maternity unit at University Children's Medical Center in Lubbock, Texas, was exposed to measles by a woman who gave birth there without knowing she was infected. If immunoglobulin doesn't work, there's always cod liver oil. The outbreak has now expanded into a third state, Oklahoma.
The Leader visited the Bondi Department and essentially ordered them to prosecute news media which anger him. "I believe that CNN and MSDNC [sic] who literally write [sic] 97.6 percent bad about me are political arms of the Democrat [sic] Party and in my opinion they're really corrupt and they're illegal, what they do is illegal. These networks and these newspapers are really no different than a highly paid political operative. And it has to stop, it has to be illegal. It's influencing judges and it's really changing law and it just cannot be legal." According to the New York Times they're also "scum." All right, straight white men, you have your orders. And you scum, you thought trashing Jim Acosta and Joy Reid and Alex Wagner would appease him. Have you heard of Neville Chamberlain?
Judges have been giving The Leader a hard time lately. His nemesis Beryl Howell, for example, stepped on his vendetta against the law firm of Perkins Coie, which even tried to prevent its employees from entering federal buildings because PC represented the 2016 Clinton campaign and helped to compile the Steele dossier. William Alsup overturned the Musk Directorate's mass firing of probationary workers in dozens of agencies. So he's taking his assault on the Fourteenth Amendment straight to the Supremes, despite worrying signs of independence from his chosen Roe killer.
Amy Coney Barrett voted against The Leader in several recent cases and was undoubtedly shocked by the death threats and verbal abuse that followed. "DEI hire!" howled Laura Loomer and Jack Posobiec. (Loomer included a picture of Barrett's children, two of whom were born in Haiti and adopted.) "She is a rattled law professor with her head up her ass," snarled former Gorsuch clerk Mike Davis. DC-Draino zeroed in on her appearance at SOTU: "Look how Justice Amy Coney Barrett looks at our duly elected President, the man who put her on the Supreme Court. She looks very bitter." (MAGAts frequently reinforce the "duly elected" part since Musk assumed most executive powers and then some.) Her sister Amanda Coney Williams got a bomb threat at her home in Charleston. More whimsically, some "related" households received unordered pizza, which authorities call "a form of intimidation." (Only if it has pineapple.) Welcome to our world, Madam Justice.
Hey, Mr. Terrell, I found an antisemite for you!
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