The last hoo-boy

 "He looks & sounds like he died last week but no one wants to tell him," Tara Dublin of The Hill wrote about Trump.  Nasty woman.  Just because he told North Carolina supporters to vote for Dave McCormick, who is running for the Senate in Pennsylvania; assured them that "all we have to do is carry that ball over that...thing"; that "a whistleblower released the information on the eighteen -- on the eight hundred thousand cobs."   

In Macon, Georgia, he had Herschel Walker backing him up.  Walker, still working toward the bachelor's degree he claimed to have in 2022, said, "It stops Tuesday when we vote for my friend and your friend Donald Trump Junior.  Donald Trump.  Jonald J. Trump."  Could dementia be contagious?  Trump Sr. thanked Walker and promised to put him "in charge of a missile defense shield," because why not?

Trump daily displays his hatred of Americans by proposing Roadkill Bob Kennedy as commissar of public health, despite (or because of) Kennedy's support for a national ban on abortion and IVF; he would also like to do away with fluoridation and all vaccines.  Kennedy has admitted to having a worm in his brain, so at least he's more self-aware than Trump, who continues to brag of his gene-based brilliance.

It's never too late to add women to the Revenge List, preferably with hints of violence.  J. Ann Selzer's Iowa poll burrowed under his skin in record time:  her poll was "heavily skewed toward the Democrats by a Trump hater."  Selzer responded, "The method is the same method that we used in 2016 to show Trump winning and in 2020 to show Trump winning."  Her record is impressive.  His, not so much.  Michelle Obama delivered another powerful speech on Sunday night and it did not go unnoticed.  "She hit me the other day," he said in North Carolina.  "I was going to say to my people, 'Am I allowed to hit her now?'"  Of course he means with words -- he has the best words -- and not with nine rifles aimed at her face.  Right?

The crowds have certainly thinned out in Raleigh.  Mark Robinson is drawing more people.

At least he got "equal time" on NBC, which let him run a free ad during a NASCAR event yesterday.  I wonder how many minds were changed.  

Russia is telling Americans -- I'm sorry, Tucker Carlson is telling Americans that "the only reason to have electronic voting machines is if you want to subvert them."  Carlson, whose lies about Dominion machines cost Fox News $787.5 million and cost him his show, doesn't know when it's time to shut up.  No wonder demons attack him in his sleep.

Elon Musk is so desperate to help Trump that he posted a fake video purporting to show a Haitian immigrant using fake ID to vote multiple times in Georgia.  This forced attorney general Brad Raffensperger and election official Gabe Sterling to get involved in this election earlier than 2020.  "No responsible person would retweet this ridiculously obvious lie and disinformation," Sterling wrote, referring to RNC national committeewoman Amy Kremer.  Raffensperger called it "likely foreign interference attempting to sow discord and chaos," singling out "Russian bots."  

Speaking of fakery, hilarious story out of the Virginia 7th, where Eugene Vindman is running against Republican Derrick Anderson.  Anderson's campaign materials include this photo which seems to imply he lives in this nice suburb with his nice family.

Aren't they lovely?  Except come to find out he isn't married, has no children, and lives alone except for a Dalmatian named Ranger.  

Am I imagining things or does Ranger appear to be saying, "How could you, man?"  Anyway, the woman and the three girls are just friends and supporters, and Anderson is very angry because the Vindman campaign made a video mocking him.  As you can see he's "homegrown," whereas Eugene and his twin brother Alexander were born in Ukraine and served on the National Security Council until fired by Trump.  (Alexander was on the line when Trump tried to shake down Volodymyr Zelenskyy for dirt on the Bidens, and testified to that effect at the first impeachment.)  Wouldn't it be funny if this race helped deny Little Moses the speakership and the chance to rig the election for Trump?  Small acorns, great oaks.

There's a new face on Trump's "transition team" -- Charlene Bollinger has re-posted praise of Hitler and claims about the "Jew World Order," and she looks forward to helping her friend Bob Kennedy "roll out his vision."  Among other things, she and husband Ty believe in the "Khazarian mafia" which -- oh, just read it.  Or don't.  It's your own time you'll be wasting.

A Trump supporter punched a 70-year-old woman at a Harris rally in Martin County, Florida on Saturday.  The alleged assailant's name was not released as he is 17.

Just a few hours until the world's second-oldest democracy (hi, Iceland!) votes.  How is it going?

People in Kenosha, Wisconsin, with Harris-Walz signs on their lawns are getting letters warning that "we don't want anyone going to horrible hell, but you are on a fast path to it," among other helpful advice.  Anonymous, of course.

It's more apocalyptic in Clark County, Ohio, where Sheriff Lt. John Rodgers has posted, "If you support the Democrat Party I will not help you survive the end of days."  Rodgers now says he can't remember writing that, but he's taking prescription "sleep aids."  Like the one that made Roseanne Barr a racist.

The Supreme Court -- yes, that one -- upheld a judge's decision that Pennsylvania not reject thousands of provisional ballots because the inner envelope is missing.  Three of the Sleazy Six wanted it clear that they were only ruling "on procedural grounds," meaning this could come up again as the votes are being counted.  

The National Guard is on standby on Oregon, Nevada and Washington.

Security fences have been erected around the White House, the Vice President's residence and the Capitol.  Other buildings have been boarded up.

According to two NOTUS reporters, Democrats in Congress are stocking up on MAGA disguises in case the Capitol is breached again.  They also joke about getting foreign passports.  Ha.  Ha.

How about some happy news?  The exploration vehicle Nautilus discovered a yellow brick road at the bottom of the sea.  They say it's an ancient lake bed.  I say it's a yellow brick road.  I need it to be.