Peace & prosperity
HuffPost has what might be my favorite header of all time: "Groom-To-Be Fatally Shoots Best Man After Skunk Hunting at Christian Camp." Only "in Florida" could improve it, but no. Arizona.
After landing in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, J.D. Vance strolled over to Air Force Two, stared at it for several minutes and returned to his own ride. "I just wanted to check out my future plane," he informed reporters. They didn't ask why he's following Harris and Walz around the Midwest, which seems like a logical question. Some are calling it the Stalker Tour.
Three Taylor Swift concerts in Vienna were cancelled after police foiled an Islamist plot to attack the venue.
"No Jews allowed at the top of the Democratic Party," tweets Erick Erickson, who is too young to remember Joe Lieberman. Wait, Erickson was 25 when Lieberman ran for vice president.
Count on Steven Cheung to be the elevator to the sub-basement. "Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what [Harris] and her team have done on there. The smell alone on that plane must be crazy," he tweeted, because the "Black people smell bad" trope hasn't been used recently.
Today his master shared a truly disgusting image of Kamala Harris with an insect body that picks up where Cheung left off. These people are disturbed.
Hello, Montana! As Harris and Walz visit places where voters live, Trump has a rally scheduled at Montana State University, where he hopes to nail down the state's four (4) electoral votes again. There's a problem, however -- he still owes Bozeman and Billings for rallies six years ago. The Hate 2024 Tour will play the Brick Breeden Fieldhouse, which has a capacity of 8,455, so even Trump can fill it, probably. For the opening act Governor Greg Gianforte will beat up a reporter.
A professor at Brigham Young University who does geospatial analysis says that Mormons across the political spectrum plan to support Kamala Harris "more than any other presidential Democrat ticket in sixty years." It seems to hinge on "the character of the candidates."
Mike Lindell says he planned to run for governor of Minnesota, but Tim Walz "put out a hit job on me throughout the state, sent postcards out everywhere." Postcards. He's a stone killer.
For all the dazzle, the Paris Olympics have not been a total success. At least one swimmer, Italian gold medalist Thomas Ceccon, has been sleeping in the park because of the heat and noise in the Olympic Village. Also, there are cardboard beds designed to be reused, which the athletes hate. This year will probably be remembered for women's boxing, of all things, and for the argument over who should even be allowed to compete. When Imane Khelif of Algeria made an Italian opponent cry, she complained that Khelif must be a man. Although Khelif has both X and Y chromosomes, she is anatomically female and has always lived as a woman. The argument has now reached the UN Security Council, with an Algerian diplomat defending Khelif and the deputy Russian ambassador injecting himself into it, although Russia is not even a participant in the games. He decided it was a good time to accuse western countries of imposing "an LGBT agenda on the rest of the world" -- all part of the service as Russia assumes the task of preserving traditional values like rape, kidnapping and illegal war.
Next up: Raven Sanders of the US, whose pronouns are they/them and competes in shot put dressed like this:
Maybe Laura Ingraham was not the best choice to lead today's attack on Tim Walz. "If you know Minnesota, and I know it well, especially Milwaukee, it's changed," she told her cabal on Fox News. It sure has. BLM burned Milwaukee to the ground and it's been rebuilt in Wisconsin. Don't you watch the news?
Also on Fox Trump was asked how he plans to Whip Inflation Now. Strap in, it's long. "We're gonna drill, baby, drill, we're gonna bring down the cost of energy. Energy's what caused the worst inflation, I think, in the history of our country. Food prices are up fifty percent, sometimes more. You look at bacon. Bacon has quadrupled. You can't order bacon, you can't order anything. We're living horribly. We have the worst inflation we've probably ever had in our country, and it started because of energy. We're gonna drill, baby, drill. And then we're gonna have China and all of these countries that were treating us good when I was there...it took me a long time to get them to behave properly, all of these countries are gonna again." The man asked about rent. And now I could go for a BLT.
In case he hadn't made himself clear, the felon grabbed his phone and went to "work": "THE WORLD HAS GONE TO SHIT AND KAMALA IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! It's been over two weeks since Kamala was installed as the Democrat nominee and since then THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! The stock market is CRASHING! Unemployment is RISING! Wars in the Middle East are spiraling OUT OF CONTROL! And Kamala Harris hasn't had a press conference in over TWO WEEKS! Kamala is asleep at the switch, but as you're reading this message, liberal billionaires are dumping HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS into her campaign. If we're going to spread our message of PEACE & PROSPERITY," gimme gimme gimme, etc.
Isn't that adorable? He thinks she's already president and therefore responsible for all the world's ills. Couple of points, grandpa...candidates don't hold press conferences, they address enormous rallies (or in your case, play golf and whine). The stock market has righted itself -- maybe not Trump Media but the Dow is over 39,000 right now. Unemployment is still 4.3 percent. Why don't you hold a press conference, with real reporters instead of Fox lapdogs? No, that didn't go very well, did it? Just as an aside, how much does bacon cost? You've never been inside a supermarket in your life, have you? Take your message of PEACE & PROSPERITY and spread it on your floppy man-boobs.
Roadkill Robert Kennedy is in the news and that's always hilarious. He's in a New York courtroom today trying to prove that you can be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all, i.e., a resident of Katonah, NY, and Los Angeles. And his "campaign" has acquired the services of Kristin Davis as director of communications. You may remember her as the "Manhattan Madam" whose services ended the career of Governor Eliot Spitzer in 2008. She dreams of a "Trump-Kennedy alliance campaigning under the banner of national unity and genuine change." Sure, Kristin.
Small world. The Swift Boating of Tim Walz has already begun, and guess who's picking up the tab? It's Clarence Thomas's super-generous friend and cruising companion Harlan Crow. Again. Crow was involved in the original smear of John Kerry in 2004. He also set up a dark-money group called Liberty Central, whose board includes Leonard Leo and Ginni Thomas. And now I'm remembering how Hillary Clinton was mocked for talking about "a vast right-wing conspiracy."
In other slander news, someone found a two-year-old clip of J.D. Vance saying he didn't give a damn about Ukraine, to which General Barry McCaffrey responded by calling him "a stooge for Russian aggression." Neckbeard snarled something about McCaffrey "standing to gain financially from a war with Russia," among other things. So the USMC publicist has form when it comes to trashing real soldiers.
If you don't want a glimpse inside the mind of Stephen Miller, look away now. On Ari Melber's MSNBC show Miller was ranting about the innocent victims of January 6 being "persecuted" by the Biden administration when he segued into, "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the number one traffickers of children -- girls into sex slavery on planet earth!" Melber broke in, "We're not doing defamation here," just when it was getting interesting. We'll never know which pizzeria basement the kids are held in or what Delaware airstrip the slave planes use. Nice journalism, Ari.
And here's Low Energy Don's week:
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