Donald's day

To start at rock bottom -- but which one?  

Josh Shapiro gave a rousing but generic speech about defending freedom, which must have triggered something in the man who was full of sympathy for the way "Democrat antisemitism" cost him a place on the national ticket.  The response:  "The highly overrated Jewish Governor of the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, made a very bad and poorly delivered speech talking about freedom and fighting for Comrade Kamala Harris for President, yet she hates Israel and will do nothing but make its journey through the complexities of survival as difficult as possible...I am the best friend that Israel, and the Jewish people, ever had..." etc.  "Shapiro has done nothing for Israel, and never will.  Comrade Kamala Harris, the Radical Left Marxist who stole the nomination from Crooked Joe, will do even less.  [Less than nothing?]  Israel is in BIG trouble!"

And you thought the election was about this country.  Wait till Pennsylvania voters find out how Shapiro has done nothing for Israel.  Or France.  Or Thailand.  He really thinks all Jews are secret Israelis.

Surprisingly, he had nothing to say about "overrated 'comedian' Kenan Thompson" and his Project 2025 routine.  Trump continues to insist he's barely heard of the playbook (Coach Walz's word) prepared for him by the Heritage Foundation and associated fascists.  Not reading it and endorsing it are not mutually exclusive.  After all, he told people to read the Bible, too, $60 where all tacky campaign merch is sold.

Phoning it in to Fox & Friends, Trump asserted that Joe Biden "sent Comrade Kamala to see Putin in Russia three days before the attack."  This was too much even for Brian Kilmeade:  "We don't have confirmation that the vice president went to Russia...I know she went over to Europe right before the incursion...and it's a war that's still going on right now."  Nobody speaks weasel more fluently than Kilmeade.  But I guess the Donnie/Vlad bromance is officially O-V-E-R.  (Does Dump really think Putin is a communist?)  By the way, Harris has never met Putin.

You knew this was coming:  Trump can't stand that Queen Elizabeth considered him a wanker.  In response to the "totally phony" book by Craig Brown he continues pathetically insisting, "She said to friends of mine that 'President Trump was my favorite president.'"  (I know nothing about Brown but the David Blunkett anecdote rings true.)  Just as pathetically, he is again publicizing a letter Oprah sent him twenty-four years ago.  It's tragic when your mother rejects you, isn't it, Donald?

Everything Trump touches dies.  Ten years ago Mike Lindell was a successful pillow entrepreneur.  Then he fell down the rabbit hole.  Now he owes $5 million to a man who proved there was no Chinese interference in the 2020 election and will soon owe over a billion dollars to Dominion, Inc.  His business has gone tits up and yesterday he lost an argument with a twelve-year-old.  He shaved his mustache, slipped into the United Center to "investigate" gender-neutral bathrooms and was spotted by Knowa de Brasco.  Lindell asserted that 257,000 Georgia votes are "missing" from 2020.  "You want me to take your word for it?" replied Knowa, described as an activist and content creator.  Lindell vaguely cited "a judge," and Knowa shut him down:  "You're full of crap, sir."  See, Jake Tapper, that's how it's done.

As retired Capitol Police Sergeant Aquilino Gonell described to the DNC being beaten with an American flag during the Trump coup, the instigator was announcing a "J6 Awards Gala" on September 5 at Bedminster.  Speakers will include multiply indicted insurrectionist Rudolph Giuliani and guess who.  Tickets range from $2,500 to $30,000, with proceeds going to a "January 6 legal fund" for the "hostages."  I understand the award is a Lucite representation of a gallows.

For those who care, Trump the Biden whisperer was at the Arizona border today revealing that he reads "body language" as well as minds.  Asked about his proposal to deport millions, he revealed that Democrats are "much more supportive than you think.  I've watched Eric Adams."  And "governors talking -- they want it out much more than people would understand."  If only it weren't for the party's Marxist, fascist, communist, liberal leadership.  

 

When you think you've heard it all, you haven't.  Interviewed by someone called Theo Von -- it sounds like there should be more to the name -- Trump was weirdly asked about Kamala Harris's roller skating.  Of course he replied, "She's terrible."  No wonder he sounds like he should be on life support.  It's exhausting to be the world's greatest authority on everything from queens to skating.  Another Adderall?  Don't mind if I do.