The two kingdoms

 


Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg (Conservative) and Phin "Barmy Brunch" Adams* (Monster Raving Loony), North East Somerset and Hanham, Thursday night.  Both lost to the Labour candidate.

It was like that all over the country, as Labour claimed 412 out of 650 seats in Parliament.  The peaceful transfer of power happened within hours, as Rishi Sunak and then Keir Starmer traveled to Buckingham Palace to pretend-kiss the king's hand.  Nobody whined about election rigging or threatened to sue.  Liz Truss was the most graceless loser and she never said a mumbling word.  

Meanwhile in the republic-if-we-can-keep-it of USA, the New York Times decided to publish an editorial by this guy outlining the reasons no one should vote.  I'm sure he adopted the comb-over for the purpose of this up-yours photo.   No one goes about the streets like this.


The Times thought this was so important that they didn't stash it behind their customary paywall.  

By the way, has the self-described newspaper of record (or as he calls it, the Failing New York Times) ever demanded that Trump sit down for an examination by its editorial board?  If so, what was the answer?

Of course the election is just a distraction from the fact that Joe Biden isn't running anything.  It was Tommy Tuberville's turn on the Bartiromo show and he let us in on the fact that Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama are calling the shots.  Schumer, Pelosi, Obama and Antony Blinken.  All right, Schumer, Pelosi, Obama, Blinken, and Jake Sullivan the national security adviser.  And the deep state.  Always the deep state.  

It's worse than coach thinks, according to a social media presence who goes by Syrian Girl (real name Maram Susli).  Yes, it's the Jews.  The theory that they run everything got a boost from the UK election.  It seems Keir Starmer's wife Victoria is Jewish.  (He isn't, but he's been bashed in the rightwing press and by the Conservatives for saying he clears Friday nights for a shabbat meal with the family.)  Susli, who has 400,000 followers on the Musk platform, reminds them that Kamala Harris, Hunter Biden, Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton are all married to Jews.  She calls it "an Israel infiltration agenda," and is sure there are more Jews in the world than the official figure of 15 million.  "All of these individuals are Zionists.  Jared Kushner is literally in bed with Netanyahu."  (Either she doesn't know what "literally" means or this is the hottest story of the year.)

Then it gets weird:  "Mexican president-elect Sheinbaum is Jewish.  Argentine president Milei spit out his Christian faith and became a Jew.  Bolsonaro...kisses the Israeli flag wherever he goes...Dutch opposition leader Geert Wilders is totally controlled and subservient to Israel...Germany introduced a law where you have to submit to Israel and declare that you support them in their massacre of children in order to get German citizenship...Zelensky, who caused the war in Ukraine, is a Jew..."  In short, we're surrounded.

Enjoy it while you can.  The blood-dimmed tide never ebbs.

Can this be true?  The left alliance in France is being projected to win a parliamentary majority, with Emmanuel Macron probably losing the presidency.  I guess it ain't over till it's over.  Democrats take note and stop trashing your -- our -- best hope of preventing fascism here.  The way I see it, our comically corrupt Supreme Court majority made Biden's re-election inevitable:  If presidents are to enjoy dictatorial powers, we must elect the person who will never use them until the mess is cleaned up by a Democratic Congress.  Now all I have to do is convince the rest of the electorate.












*In a balaclava (ski mask) made of baked beans.

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