Reality is messing with us

 

This is not a picture of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., eating a dog c. 2010 because he says it isn't.  He was not so direct about other aspects of the article in the current Vanity Fair, like the possibility that he sexually assaulted his children's babysitter.  When people deny things on Fox News they generally turn out to be true.

Donald Trump, the well-known demented felon, is sidling closer to QAnon, re-posting their mental blarps as fact.  The Q continuum have many interesting theories; that Barack Obama is Hitler's grandson is a new one for me.  Would that be the "Adolf Hilter" that Karoline Leavitt mentioned on CNN, or the one whose speeches were/are in Trump's bedside table?  Are they the same?  What, from the Republican point of view, is wrong with being related to Hitler?  It's confusing.

Trump also re-posted a picture of himself with Melania, who has definitely not been replaced with a cyborg.  Although as Dorothy Parker said when told that Calvin Coolidge had died, "How can they tell?"

Business Insider had a lot of fun combing through the financial statement Giuliani filed with the bankruptcy court for the month of May.  It reflects a gargantuan appetite for pizza and generally tacky taste.  For instance, he ordered Jergens Natural Glow Instant Sun Sunless Tanning Moisturizer + Bronzer, etc., etc., from Amazon, along with a six-pack of Classic Silk Tie Woven Jacquard Neck Ties (actually nylon) and three others.  I assume he spills or vomits a lot on his ties.  If the bronzer is supposed to cover up his age spots, it doesn't work.  

Rape is not funny.  Prison rape is even more not funny.  Do not go here and laugh at the Lincoln Project's suggestion that Steve Bannon may be at risk of prison rape.  If you do, you are a terrible person.  Terrible.

Kayleigh McEnany agrees with Byron Donalds that the House should form a select committee to investigate Joe Biden's health.  Presumably it would be chaired by one of their unbiased medical professionals, like Ronny Johnson/Jackson.

Meanwhile the president is about to bestow the Medal of Honor on two deceased soldiers.  Very deceased.  Private Philip G. Shadrach and Private George D. Wilson served in the Ohio Volunteers of the Union Army and were executed in 1862 for trying to hijack a train in Georgia and drive it to Tennessee before being foiled by Buster Keaton.  Expect Biden to remark that he is not quite old enough to remember the Civil War.

The Heritage Foundation created the blueprint for Fascist America ("The 2025 Project") and can't wait to get started after the Sleazy Six tore up the Constitution.  Their leader Kevin Roberts (not to be confused with John Roberts, although it's an understandable mistake) is ready to "take the country back" once the formality of November 5 is over.  To that end, the platform committee of the RNC is already slipping into Milwaukee to begin the secret process of writing a Republican platform.  Their main problem seems to be pleasing the Christonazis without driving away the women who still seem to think they should have some say in their reproductive activities.  Reconciling the "settlers" with the Palestinians of the West Bank would be easier.  Maybe they should recycle their 2020 platform, which was TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP WE LOVE TRUMP ALL HAIL TRUMP!!!

Candace Owens should be on the committee, based on this:  "I'm not a round earther.  Actually what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.  I have left the megachurch of science because what I have now realized is that science -- what it is actually if you think about it -- is a pagan faith."  She said these words on her podcast but no one heard them because the faith-based internet does not work.  Don't worry, the exorcists are coming in Friday.

All you need to know about Dick Morris is that he thinks Rupert Murdoch is a liberal.  You want more?  He's telling people to invest in Newsmax because Trump "is going to be working very closely with it."  Clearly he's not familiar with the financial doom of everything Trump touches from casinos to Truth Social.  

Don't forget -- Amity means friendship!