Grave new world

 If you hear cries to defund the Transportation Security Administration, it's because Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) was arrested at Dulles Airport for having a pistol in her carry-on bag.  She was prevented from traveling to the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe Parliamentary Assembly, leaving Indiana with no representation at the meeting.  Who goes to Strasbourg without a gun?  Clearly Joe Biden has weaponized the TSA against Republicans.  And because he now enjoys presidential immunity, there's fuck-all they can do about it.

Would all of Trump's lawyers step forward?  Not so fast, Giuliani.  Today the New York appellate court disbarred you.  In fact, they disbarred the hell out of you, charging every ethical violation short of burning down a courthouse and adding that you "actively contributed to the national strife that has followed the 2020 Presidential election, for which [you are] entirely unrepentant."  Never mind, you still have your condos and your...no, wait, possible contempt charges forced you to convert your Chapter 11 bankruptcy to Chapter 7.  That means a trustee will decide how much of your money goes to Shaye Moss and Ruby Freeman and everyone else you have screwed.  Can you find your way to a soup kitchen, Mr. America's Mayor?  Was it worth it?

Bill Barr, how you doing?  Have you lost weight?  You're glowing.  I know that you for one welcome the reign of King Joseph I, formerly known as President Biden:  "He has the authority to direct the justice system against criminals at home.  He doesn't have authority to go and assassinate people," you told Neil Cavuto on Fox News.  It's a question of interpretation, isn't it?  But you had a good laugh at the incarceration of Steve Bannon, who likes to threaten you with incarceration, and for a lot more than four months.  That's right, laugh it up.  Still voting for Trump?

Even though his "affair" with Stormy Daniels pre-dates his unspeakable presidency, Trump thinks his thirty-eight felony convictions for paying her to cover it up are somehow covered by the "immunity" cooked up by the Sleazy Six and wants them vacated.  Some criminals are never satisfied.  Surely it's enough that far worse crimes, including the theft and dissemination of classified documents, will not be tried before November.  

And it looks like his demented musings about how he and Nancy Pelosi could have made beautiful music if not for her "wacko" daughter have ended.  After she called out his lies (ironically in an interview with Dana Bash), he grabbed his phone in his tiny hands and bashed out another rant about her responsibility for his coup attempt and suggested that she is "more cognitively impaired than Crooked Joe Biden."  "She is a sick 'puppy' and always has been!!!"  Does he hate dogs more than sharks?  That's a question for the mental health professionals.

Like a shark-dismembered corpse bobbing to the surface, Ralph Nader has come back to haunt America.  He knows just who is responsible for the death of constitutional government and it's...

No, not Mr. Unsafe at Any Speed and the foolery that cost Al Gore the office to which a majority elected him in 2000 -- Hillary Clinton, the wicked witch of the Midwest.  By way of response, I can't do better than Elie Mystal:

Seriously...Ralph Nader is still alive?

From Ministry of Truth Social comes a list of the first fifteen people who would be arrested for "treason" should Trump ever be in a position.  The only surprises:  No Sotomayor, Kagan or Brown Jackson.  

Also, no more White House proclamations like this, marking the sixtieth anniversary of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  Lyndon B. Johnson signed it and then said to his young aide Bill Moyers, "We just lost the South."  It's still lost.