Don't let it be forgot

 "Prepare for Kamala Camelot, prepare for the mythologized age of the Kennedys, the shining administration on the hill, prepare for Kamalot.  Kamalot is here and everyone needs to be prepared."

I am prepared, (checks notes) Kayleigh McEnany.  What a coincidence, you have the same name as one of Trump's press secretaries.  You are?  Well, fuck me.  Because I think you just gave the Harris campaign a new slogan.  Let's get Randy Rainbow to work on the song.

That's how it's gone since the convention.  The Republicans can't stand up for falling down.  From the racist meltdown over Harmeet Dhillon's Sikh prayer to Hulk Hogan Night and Trump's crazy yet soporific acceptance speech, they might as well have stayed home.  Whatever momentum they had died when Old Joe pulled away the football and they fell on their asses like Charlie Brown.

The Harris campaign is vetting a deep bench of possible running mates:  Tim Walz, popular Minnesota governor; Mark Kelly, Navy pilot and astronaut; Andy Beshear, charismatic governor of otherwise red Kentucky; Pete Buttigieg, America's favorite gay dad, etc.  Did anybody vet J.D. Vance?  Either they overlooked this or they thought it was a vote getter:

"Let's say that Roe v. Wade is overruled.  Ohio bans abortion in 2022...and then every day George Soros sends a 747 to Columbus to load up disproportionately Black women to get them to go get abortions in California.  Of course the left will celebrate this as a big victory for diversity.  If that happens, do you need some federal response to prevent it from happening?"

George Soros has a vested interest in Black women having abortions?  What the hell?  This is why bets are being booked that Vance becomes a footnote to history before Labor Day.  When the rumor that you had sex with a couch is debunked and instantly replaced with the rumor that you searched for dolphin porn, maybe politics is over for you.

Over on Fox, Jesse Watters or some AI simulation of Jesse Watters explained to Ben Shapiro, "They like the fact that she was a prosecutor and he's a felon."  Trump won't thank you for calling him a felon over a measly 34 convictions, Jesse.  But you're right.  Thirty years of Law & Order have conditioned Americans to root for prosecutors and feel satisfaction when they win.  Especially against defense lawyers in expensive suits who keep filing motions and wasting Jack McCoy's time.  There's not much you can do about it now.  


Trump is having one of the worst weeks of his life and it has nothing to do with his booboo.  Nobody is paying attention to him!  People are laughing at the guy his idiot sons made him choose!  The "poles" are shuddering.  Time to hold a canonization:

'I WILL BE GOING BACK TO BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA, FOR A BIG AND BEAUTIFUL RALLY HONORING THE SOUL OF OUR BELOVED FIREFIGHTING HERO, COREY...WHAT A DAY IT WILL BE -- FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"  

With music by the January 6 Chorale, no doubt, Corey Comperatore will join Ashli Babbitt as an official Trump Martyr.  One more star in the firmament and they'll have a constellation.  Copies of Save America, shirts, hats, sneakers, official Trump ear bandages and food on sale at the gate.  Be there, will be wild!  A portion of the proceeds will go to the Comperatore family.  

And I am Marie of Romania.




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