Dezinformatsya American style

 I hope the woman in this photo, a commander of the Indianapolis Metro Police, has not experienced the worst day of her life since being identified as "Rohondra Williams Trumps Probation Officer."  Someone on Threads thought it would be amusing.


Her name is Nikole Pilkington and she is not tasked with compiling a sentencing recommendation on Trump or any other New York felon.  That person's name has not been revealed for obvious reasons.

Delegates arriving in Milwaukee for the Republican convention next month may be disappointed that it doesn't look like the website, or the way the website looked until yesterday.  That's when a picture of Ho Chi Minh City was hastily replaced with one of the Wisconsin metropolis.  Could there be a mole inside the RNC trying to make Chairwoman Trump look incompetent?  Could it be a subtle reference to the party's nominee and his Vietnam-era bone spurs?  I'm just asking questions.


Does anyone know when George Floyd Day is?  I ask because Rep. Butch Body is potty-mouth upset at this national holiday.  According to her, we not only honor but worship him, "Democrats worship George Floyd.  There were riots, burning down the fucking country over George Floyd, and Raskin is in there saying we worship [Trump]."  She did not specify the cities we lost in the Floyd riots, but she wants it known that she worships God.  Not like these people.





Butch plans to trot out yet another impeachment attempt tomorrow, as she is not scheduled to scream at any witnesses before her committees or to kick any protesters.   It will be interesting to see what "evidence" she has this time.  Probably the New York Times mental incapacity piece which somehow found its way to the Wall Street Journal.  WSJ hates having to print all the good news about the Biden economy, but lying about the numbers would lose them readers.

Some Congressional Republicans plan to launch their "Avenge Trump" tour by referring Hunter Biden and James Biden to the DOJ for "criminal prosecution," alleging false statements to Congress.  Nothing yet about Naomi Biden.  Maybe she was responsible for this:


Just as Kellie Meyer of NewsNation was about to "go live," on the White House lawn, a bird briefly landed on her head.  This would not happen to anyone from MSNBC, obviously.  The House Subcommittee on Deranged Conspiracy Theories will soon announce hearings.
 






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