Gettysburg, wow!

 Eighty-seven years ago that guy started talking.  OK?  Edward Everson, he doesn't know you all came to hear your favorite president, me.  I was born in a log cabin so this is like a big city to me.  Gettysburg, that says it all.  What an amazing battle.  So terrible and so beautiful.  I love Pennsylvania.  It's where Washington built Valley Forge, it's a beautiful place.  Many people know I actually won Pennsylvania but the voting was rigged, so many illegals, animals I call them, they come over at night to vote, they come in boats from New Jersey.  It's so vicious, like when they murder the babies right after they're born.  It's called a live birth abortion but we're going to stop it.  But we'll leave it up to the states, OK?

General Lee, what a general.  I wish we had more generals like him.  He's not so popular now but one day we'll have statues, beautiful statues, so our children will learn history from the statues.   We won't let the adlingthins take away our wonderful history.  And the amazing soldiers that died here, so brave, the military was a mess when I became president and I made sure they had cannonballs and muskets and so much more.  Horses.  Many soldiers come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, "Sir, thank you for the horses and the muskets so we can win this war and make our wonderful country great again."  Like the people in Schnecksville, the mayor, he's a great supporter of mine, a real patriot.  



Where are my African Americans?  We did a good thing for you here.  We're going to get uniforms for you and shoes also, so many shoes, and I think you should have the right to join my army, any army.  And you will have your own cemetery over in Scheckerville, a beautiful cemetery.  And maybe I'll come back and make another speech and we'll dedicate it and confiscate it, OK?   

  

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