Old man yells at capitalist tool

 The atrocities continue in Gaza, with thousands dead, wounded, abducted and terrorized on both sides, but that's not important now.  Trump just noticed he's been devalued by "China owned (China Investment Corp, the Country's Sovereign wealth Fund!), and very badly failing Forbes 'Magazine,' which lost most of its relevance long ago, and which knows less about me than Stormy Daniels (who doesn't know me at all!) or Rosie O'Donnell, took me off their Fake Forbes 400 list, just by a 'whisker,' even though they know that I should be high up on that now very dated and discredited 'antique.'"

Breathe.

Trust me, that's just the prologue.  What is Forbes if not a magazine?  Why does he care about an irrelevant, dated, discredited antique and his position on it?  Rosie O'Donnell?

The next run-on sentence contains the daily attack on "the Racist and highly incompetent, job killing Attorney General of New York, Letitia "Peekaboo" James, who has allowed Murder and Violent Crime in the State to hit epidemic levels."

I give up on "Peekaboo."  I assume it's a racist dog-whistle of some description but I'm not a psychiatrist.  

"China owned Forbes is a participant in the Election Interference Scam" -- here we go -- and after what I have done to China, with hundreds of billions of dollars being paid to the USA, who can blame them?"

He still thinks tariffs are paid by the exporting countries.

The response from Forbes was measured and detailed, but he won't read it.  No pictures of him.  They explain that China's investment fund is not an owner, and he replies:

"Wow!  So Failing Forbes Magazine is controlled by Communist China."  Michael Cohen was right -- "at best, a ten-year-old's vocabulary."  Reading skills, too.  "It is a China Propaganda machine, EXPOSED - and whose [sic] been smarter and tougher on China than me."   JIIIINAAAA!  PEEKABOO!!  ROSIE O'DONNELL!!!

If Joe Biden wrote or said anything remotely this bughouse, people would be screaming for the Twenty-fifth Amendment and I might be one of them.   



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